Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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