He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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