No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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