No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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