Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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