Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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