bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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