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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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