What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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