im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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