Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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