Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
