Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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