Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
why do cheetos always look like penises
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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