Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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