I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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