Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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