i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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