Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
even my farts smell like vagina
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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