id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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