i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
