I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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