so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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