I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We had to coat check the pizza.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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