She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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