guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
