You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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