And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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