He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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