Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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