I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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