i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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