I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
