This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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