no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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