I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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