Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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