The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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