piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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