it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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