He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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