I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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