I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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