Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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