In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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