What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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