Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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