Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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