talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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