Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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