Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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