is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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