mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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