...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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