Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
