You surviving the open bar?
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I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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